Hey there, Mr. Answer Man, what's all this I hear about what happens when you watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream at watchboxing.net?
I don't know. What have you heard?
Well, I've heard tell that if I was to watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream that rather than a boxing match, I will be watching a wrestling bout.
Yeah, so what?
That doesn't seem right, somehow. I mean when I am asked to watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream, call me crazy, but I am sort of expecting to see two men put on some boxing gloves, step into a boxing ring, and indulge in some fisticuffs, a la the Marquis of Queensbury and the rules he established.
Except for the Marquis of Queensbury part, which is mostly honored in the breach, that is exactly what you will be watching - boxing gloves and fisticuffs, until one of the two cries 'Uncle'.
But, Mr. Thinks-he-knows-Everything-and-can-be-irritatingly-Smug-about-it, I'm told that this match is to decide the championship of the super bantamweight class of a wrestling organization. By what sort of logic does a wrestling organization sponsor and produce a boxing match? That makes no sense at all.
That, young grasshopper, is because you are applying the logic of sports. When you watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream by logging onto watchboxing.net, and registering, [incidentally, this also gives you access to all upcoming events], your expectation is that of a sporting event, an isolated event, rooted firmly in the now. Alter that perception and suddenly you are in a world in which boxers who wrestle makes perfect sense.
Would I have had to smoke anything for that to happen?
My, but we are being obdurate today. Look, the concept is quite simple. Professional wrestling, [as opposed to Amateur wrestling], is, at its root, a dramatic presentation. When you watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream, you are watching an episode in a story, a story that started before the sounding of the opening bell, and, one that does not necessarily conclude when the match ends. [Not unlike political campaigns and retired Formula1 drivers.]
A drama? Professional wrestling is drama? As in theatre type drama? Sirrah, you make mockery of me and I demand satisfaction.
Calm yourself, little locust, calm yourself. What else would you call a circumstance that has a cast of continuing characters who, regardless of their personal values, take on the attributes of Good and Evil and do public battle to settle a philosophical point?
Okay, all right, I give. Pro-wrestling is drama, and a Boxing match can decide a wrestling title.
Hush, little insect, do not 'fash' yourself as they say in some ethnic corner or the other. The 'Boxing' part merely describes the rules of engagement. When you watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream at watchboxing.net, you will indeed see men with the regulation boxing gloves encasing their hands. These men will indeed advance into the centre of the ring and throw punches, and jabs, and uppercuts, and such, at each other. They will refrain from punching each other in the kidney and will be penalized should they try a rabbit punch. They will also, should they feel the need, make their gladiatorial points with body slams, and knee drops, thus removing the bout from the rigidities of a sporting event and thrusting it into the realm of dramatic entertainment. Watch Derek Edwards vs. Marcus Johnson Boxing Live Stream and see for yourself why Pro-wrestling is so much like real life - cheating is allowed.
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